If you’ve read a few of these stories and still can’t figure it out, well, you might be a NOG. But that’s not an all-together bad thing. In fact, there’s a little bit of NOGGIN in all of us. We’ve all had our NOG moments, when you look around and are relieved that nobody was there to see you Nog Out. You got lucky.
But maybe next time you won’t be as fortunate. You could end up with the NOGS we have assembled here. A collection of the finest NOGS in the world. The cream of the crop. NOGS who push the envelope of Nogginry every day. NOGS who think way outside the box, and some who wouldn’t recognize a box if they saw one. Indeed, these are fearless human beings who dare to make questionable life choices at inopportune times – unfortunately when others are there to witness it.
It is important to recognize that being a NOG doesn’t mean you’re a bad person, or even that you’re dumber than the rest of us. Some of the smartest people in the world are NOGS. In fact, it is our conjecture that these extraordinary Noggins are the very individuals who make life interesting for us all! A World without NOGS would be like a World without sunshine. So, with sincerest gratitude we say…
NOGGINS of the World, WE SALUTE YOU!
