Baby Yoda, Crystal Meth, and Stolen Artifacts lead to bad date night for Texas couple!
From KXAN.com: by Billy Gates – Apr 13, 2020
A game warden responding to a report of a man and woman trespassing on an archaeological Native American burial site, arrived to find the couple squatting in a hole dug by trespassers. The man swore he was not digging for arrowheads at all, and that he “hates diggers.” He also added that he had a pipe in his pocket “only used to smoke CBD oils”. He then proceeded to hand the warden a glass pipe shaped like Baby Yoda encrusted with crystal meth crystals.
The warden noticed “freshly disturbed dirt”, a small saw in their hole, and in the woman’s purse, several gardening gloves with four Native American artifacts inside them. To make matters worse. like a true nog usually does, on the way to jail the man claimed he had coronavirus and “aggressively coughed” on the officers.
Both were charged with criminal trespass and Antiquities Code violations. The man was also charged with possession of the controlled substance and harassment of a public servant.
