Farmer proposes to girlfriend using a cow’s teat leaving people ‘udderly disgusted’
From The Daily Star: By Christine Younan Men and women are always thinking up unique ways to create the perfect...
Animals
Man bites snake
by Reuters An Indian man who was bitten by a snake got his revenge on the reptile by biting it...
Bear named ‘Cheeseburger’ tries to break into pot shop dumpster, steals it instead
From KDVR Fox31 Denver: by Ashley Michels Workers at a retail marijuana shop in Lyons, Colo. have the proof caught...
Couple Arrested for Driving Stolen Car Filled with Uranium, a Rattlesnake and Whiskey
From Oklahoma News 4, By Cassandra Sweetman Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed...
Alabama ‘attack squirrel’ owner charged with wildlife violation
By The Associated Press An Alabama man has allegedly been feeding meth-amphetamines to his “attack squirrel” to keep the critter...
Man Faces Felony Charges For Allegedly Slaughtering A Runaway Pet Pig For Meat
From Huffington Post: by Elyse Wanshel Princess, a nearly 400-pound pet pig, went missing from her home. When spotted wandering...
Gator crashes a couple’s picnic date. “The salami didn’t stand a chance.”
by JOSSLYN HOWARD, WGFL A Gainesville couple decided to have a nice date out by Lake Alice. Little did they...
Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart
From Fox19Now: by Jordan Smith A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart...
2 arrested in Alabama buffet brawl over crab legs
From wkyt: by Associated Press Alabama police say a dispute over crab legs at a dinner buffet ended in a...
Customer brings dead raccoon into McDonald’s
From 6ABCActionNews: By Cornell Barnard A man carried a dead raccoon into a McDonald's in San Francisco and sat down...
Man whose genitals were bitten off by bulldog ‘had smeared himself with peanut butter’
From The Mirror: By Kelly-Ann Mills Old English Bulldog, "Biggie Smalls" A 22-year-old man left in a coma after his...
Police arrest man for sexually assaulting beaver
From KXLY Spokane: by Tori Youngblood KENNEWICK, Wash. - A man has been arrested on animal cruelty charges after a woman...
‘Squirrels did me in,’ NC man tells 911 after being shot by his own booby trap
By WBTV Web Staff According to the sheriff’s office, the man “opened his back door to feed the squirrels outside,...
Man chased by SQUIRREL that stalked him through streets, calls in cops after failing to shake off rodent
From The Mirror: By Amy Coles & Aleksandra Stefanova Police have rescued a man who called them in desperation after...
Snake bites man, man bites wife because he wanted to die together
From India Today: by India Today Web Desk A man in Bihar was asleep when a lethal snake bit him....
