Man calls in bomb threat – because he doesn’t want to go to work!
Palm Beach Post: By Olivia Hitchcock A man working construction at the water treatment center in Wellington, Florida, admitted he...
U.S. Nogs
NEW THING: People are renting Farm Animals to spice up their video calls.
April 20, 2020 : From Indian Trail, North Carolina A North Carolina farm is renting miniature donkeys, horses, and even...
Pittsburgh Woman is the first known human to Urinate Alcohol!
18 APRIL 2020: FROM SCIENCE ALERT, BY PETER DOCKRILL Every time a Pittsburgh woman took a urine test she failed!...
Jogging Unicorn is on a mission to cheer up the neighborhood.
By Paul Guzzo -Tampa Bay Times Corey Jurgensen is a decent Nog. She wears a 7-foot tall inflatable unicorn costume...
Baby Yoda, Crystal Meth, and Stolen Artifacts lead to bad date night for Texas couple!
From KXAN.com: by Billy Gates - Apr 13, 2020 A game warden responding to a report of a man and...
Woman puts porn inside plastic Easter eggs and leaves them in over 400 mailboxes!
From PalmCoastObserver.com : By Jonathan Simmons Deputies have arrested a woman for distributing over 400 plastic Easter eggs, each filled...
Mayor sends police to break up festivities violating Covid-19 lock down. Finds WIFE at the party!
By Snejana Farberov: For Dailymail.com The Mayor of Alton, Illinois sent police officers to break up an illegal party held...
Man accidentally deposits his cocaine along with his money at the bank!
by Sarah Baines (9NEWS) A 34-year-old man allegedly deposited two bags of cocaine along with his cash at a bank....
Naked Man enters gas station and assaults cashier with sausages.
From WVLT - Mar 30, 2020 A naked man entered a gas station in Powell Tennessee and left without paying...
Woman licks freezer handle in protest to the coronavirus
From Newsweek: By Aila Slisco On 3/19/20 A woman took offense when she noticed a store employee sanitizing all the...
Man arrested in Walmart for licking deodorant. Charged with Terrorism!
March 24, 2020 - From Riverfront Times: By Doyle Murphy A man in a Missouri Walmart decided to show a...
Police chase a stolen ‘Bobcat’ down busy N.C. roads in a 5 mph chase!
By WWAY News - March 5, 2020 6:30 PM Police spotted a man operating a Bobcat Skid-Steer Loader tractor in...
Man Arrested for Smoking Pot in Courtroom
January 28, 2020 / by Joshua Cole , News 4 Nashville This Nog was in court on a simple marijuana...
Man challenges Ex-Wife and Attorney to “Trial By Combat”.
From: Des Moines Register By: Anna Spoerre "I will meet them on field of battle, where I will rend their...
Woman calls in late to work but her excuse falls flat!
From The Sun: By Liz Little A woman sent her boss a text message telling him that she was going...
