Gywneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina
From The Dailywire: By Amanda Prestigiacomo Actress, Gywneth Paltrow, is currently selling her signature candle that according to her smells...
U.S. Nogs
A hacker takes control of road sign and issues his own request: “Send nudes”
From LEX18: By Melissa Ratliff Some Noggin genius managed to crack the code on a construction road sign and put...
Two arrested after taking turns shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vest
From myarklamiss.com - By Jonathan Freeman After a few drinks, these two nogs thought it would be fun to test...
A man misses his imprisoned girlfriend so much, he offers drugs to police just to be with her.
From: Herald Leader By: Morgan Eads Now this is a sad Noggin tale indeed. If not for his grief and...
Segway is releasing WALL-E Hoverchairs
From: Wired.com; By: Adrienne So The company Segway is bringing the famous hoverchairs from Disney/Pixar's "Wall-e" movie to life! After...
Burglar breaks into man’s home to “suck toes”
From: Fox News 13 " there to suck toes" Police are searching for a man who broke into a home...
Florida couple arrested after arguing over Kelly Clarkson’s show
From Newsweek: By Melissa Lemieux A Florida couple has been ordered to "avoid further contact with one another". The couple...
Lawmaker denies farting on live TV
From New York Post: By Lia Eustachewich A congressman from California denies farting on live TV. You take a listen...
South Dakota has new state slogan, “Meth. We’re on it!”
From: The Washington Post By: Michael Brice-Saddler In an attempt to stop South Dakota's meth usage problem, the state has...
“Butthole sunning” is taking the world by storm….
From Mamamia; By Chelsea Mclaughlin So apparently a new trend is taking the world by storm. It is called 'butthole...
Woman bites camels testicles while trying to save her dog
From The Advocate: by Josh Axelrod and Youssef Rddad A Florida woman stopped at a rest stop that has exotic...
Woman has dream about swallowing wedding ring, wakes up and ring is gone
From CNN Newsource A San Diego woman has a bizarre dream that she swallowed her wedding ring. She wakes up...
Guy at bar casually sips cocktail as chaos of armed robbery ensues around him.
From LAD Bible: by Jake Massey A Nog named Tony is sitting in a St. Louis tavern enjoying a drink...
Tennessee man sues Popeye’s for wasting his time when they run out of chicken sandwiches
From NewsChannel 9: by Latricia Thomas, WTVC A nog in Tennessee filed a civil summons against Popeye's Chicken when they...
Young mother steals stroller from New Jersey store, but forgets her child in the store
From Fox News: by Nicole Darrah Three women were caught on camera allegedly stealing a baby stroller from a New...
